9.

A woman who tended to whine

Forgive me for so many not fine

Was a long day of visits to MDs

Needed to wash away hee-bee-jees

Unfortunately, I fear you all reaped the brine

Red And White Wine by Petr Kratochvi

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There was a woman who tended to whine

That when prodded she drifted off line

Kept typing in stream

Of an unconscious dream

Filled often with waste matter not wine