WEEK OF JUNE 10th
WEEK OF APRIL 1 MAD KANE'S LIMERICK-OFF
A gal who was rather ill-bred
WEEK OF MARCH 4th MAD KANE'S LIMERICK-OFF
- A fellow was planning his flight
off to subterranean light
Yet as he started the car
His wife trilled from afar
You’ll have a much better time HERE tonight :) - a woman was planning her flight
three weeks worth of tossing all night
the day finally arrived
she lost courage and dived
duvet snuggling with all of her might - a fellow was planning his flight
to a far off island paradise site
he got far as his car
when he stuck in the tar
unable to make leaving his family right - a woman was planning her flight
into the arms of a lover that night
perfumed and dressed
she suddenly stressed
grabbed her husband and quickly undressed - Obama was planning his flight
from filibuster to a fair fight
Yet they were not ready
To stand straight and steady
He sat in the Lincoln bedroom all night - Michelle was planning her flight
in her dreams running to fight
Bane o’er reasoned debate
Shook him til called her mate-
“Wake up! You’ve been boss-turning all night”
WEEK OF MAY 21st MAD KANE'S LIMERICK OFF....
International day of woman it is
honor by each her and his
Remember this day
no matter which way
all born from a womb not a whiz
Now whizzes essential tis true
In getting things started on cue
Yet a shout and a squirt
Are but a blipped blurt
On the landscape that brought you to you
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A surprise for one of her beaus
But she got the surprise
When her beau did arise
From a nooner with her cousin’s toes
From bed with her throat shut tight close
And gasping would shout
What is this all about
As her husband smiled in a feigned doze
Shouted, I like sound of bellows
Since I can’t get hands on one
Might as well have some good fun
Cleaning my ears and the air as I blows
For friends at her kids dancing shows
Was quite red in the face
Guarding all of this space
She slunk out before house lights arose
Involving some pink and white bows
Police were called to the scene
He maintained he had been
Trying a line of optional clothes