A gal who was rather ill-bred
Gave a toot on her horn as she said
I've come honest to blarney
Born of Rufus and Marney
When measles took them both to their bed
WEEK OF MARCH 4th MAD KANE'S LIMERICK-OFF
WEEK OF MAY 21st MAD KANE'S LIMERICK OFF....
A woman who tried to persuade
A banker to come to her aid
Got no help with a loan—
Not so much as a bone.
No bucks for her horse bus’ness. Nayed!
Madeline Kane
A fellow who tried to persuade
Into a rumpled bed a young maid
Received a short no
From a face all aglow
Fresh sheets might have helped him g’laid
A fellow who tried to persuade
His gal on a carnival scale to be weighed
Was slapped hard instead
About the air and his head
Ne’re again a suggestion in public he made
A woman who tried to persuade
Her husband that this guy named Slade
Was just friend
Well did not end
Facing a check memoed SERVICES PAID
International day of woman it is
honor by each her and his
Remember this day
no matter which way
all born from a womb not a whiz
Now whizzes essential tis true
In getting things started on cue
Yet a shout and a squirt
Are but a blipped blurt
On the landscape that brought you to you
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off to subterranean light
Yet as he started the car
His wife trilled from afar
You’ll have a much better time HERE tonight :)
three weeks worth of tossing all night
the day finally arrived
she lost courage and dived
duvet snuggling with all of her might
to a far off island paradise site
he got far as his car
when he stuck in the tar
unable to make leaving his family right
into the arms of a lover that night
perfumed and dressed
she suddenly stressed
grabbed her husband and quickly undressed
from filibuster to a fair fight
Yet they were not ready
To stand straight and steady
He sat in the Lincoln bedroom all night
in her dreams running to fight
Bane o’er reasoned debate
Shook him til called her mate-
“Wake up! You’ve been boss-turning all night”